Grumpy, Weepy and Swollen

No, this isn't a warped tale of the 7 dwarfs.. this is my life. Here I am at 28 weeks;

and here I am at 30. ...... .

Its a good thing I never got that super-power I prayed for growing up. I'd be setting things on fire left and right. Most recently; walmart employees, the stupid women in the breakroom who commented that my lunch bag looked too big to her.. and the maternity shirt I tried on this morning and was too tight.